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Hello AoPS, hello, Mr. Function, Mr. Buda, Mr. Tret, Mr. Jahuuhuduei Gringhriufhinberg, Mr. Pie, Mr. Jihad, hello mother, hello calc book.

Ok. This present article will introduce all of you to the mysteries of this blog, as you can’t read mandarin. This 5 min course will teach you everything you want to know about this magical blog, thousands of times cited in AoPS forum.

This excerpt was extracted from an antiqued and antique antiqualy old and ancient elder document from Ancient Greek. Some say that it’s author is anonymous, but, for didactic comprehensions, let’s adopt that it was written by Evarist Galois and Nicolas Tesla:

“First of all, what’s the purpose of this general blog?!

Well, imagine that you got an inequality and are eager to solve it. But that damn inequality is so big and hard that you don’t even read it at all. But, it’s on AoPS forum, and you want to reply something to show everyone that you are the best, because if you don’t reply, people will start bullying you.

But, as this inequality is so hard, you should read a calculus book before starting to solve it. Plus, you can’t just go and read it in 5 minutes, as time isn’t a standard constant function. Well, further more, standard Calcx Books do not show symmetry stuff, what is the right thing you need to solve that complex inequality.

But!! We got what you need!! A super blog, with thousands of variables, and other many symmetries.

First let me introduce you the concept of Blog and Flog.

“Blog” is the denomination given for “B-Logarithm”. It’s well known that we got the standard log and the colog. By finite induction and symmetry, we can now say that we got “n-log” with “n” tending to infinity. “B-log” is one of that. Let’s synthesize it:

Blog = (1/log + log)^B | B > log

What is true.

“Flog” is the denomination given for f(log), function of log in the rationals. Suppose that you got a symmetric graph plotted in the Real Numbers, given by:

y = f[log(x)] | f[log(x)] = Flog

By symmetry, this is symmetric. You don’t need to read a good Calc Book to figure this out.

Now that we know what is flog and blog, let’s keep going.”

Conclusion: after this excerpt from Old Greek, you now should be able to read in 3 new languages, including this entire blog.

PRACTICE EXAM

After learning the 3 new languages, translate this to 3n languages:

"iahrbvsnn hnnluh sjkhnvo kzsjh khtnl z kuu”